GOOD DICK CAN DO SHIT BAD DICK CANT

When you ask a woman what characteristics they look for in a "boo, hubby, companion" or whatever foolish title is deemed as acceptable, you are guaranteed to hear the same TIRED basics.

I want a goal oriented christian man! He also has to be: considerate, kind, intelligent, sexy, tall, mysterious, funny, and know how to satisfy my needs...

Women say they want all the nice fluffy things you'll find on an ABC Christmas special. What these disillusioned females won't tell you is that they want their (insert foolish title here) to deliver GREAT DICK. Yes, you read it correctly, that's not a typo. Don't act shocked now! No matter how much women downplay sex, the truth is IT MATTERS.

LET'S BE REAL! "Satisfy my needs" = Break my back...Make my walls throb...I want to feel it in my chest.

Now, there are females that just read that and rolled their eyes. Don't lie to yourself boo. You are the same one calling your homegirl upset the second he steps out. "Girl, he came over here with his weak stroke...yada yada yada blah blah blah." MEN...WOMEN REPORT GOOD/BAD DICK MORE REGULAR THAN INCOME TAXES. You want/need good dick, it's what keeps you grounded. Good dick keeps you sane, and causes insanity (we'll explain this phenomena in a future post).

Gentlemen, PULVERIZING THE PUSSY IS MANDATORY! Not only for the sake of your reputation, or for the homegirls, but more so because GOOD DICK CAN DO SHIT BAD DICK CAN'T. Let me reiterate...

GOOD DICK CAN DO SHIT BAD DICK CAN'T!
If you learn nothing else from our blog, learn that.

Good dick is the reason she will wake up at 5am to answer your call. (Bad dick can't call after 9 lol). Even though we all know she was deep in her slumber, she will lie and say she was just "laying down, watching TV, or reading a book" but she sounds like Luther Vandross. #WeBeKnowin

Good dick is the reason she will trot her happy ass down to Toys R' Us to buy an X-Box with Call Of Duty and NBA 2K11. She wants you to feel comfortable.

Good dick will make her take a plane, to a ferry, to the train, to two buses, and a cab on a Wednesday night to spend 2 hours with you. The first 15mins you are recapping her trip. The next hour and a half you are PULVERIZING this dedicated vagina. The final 15mins is used for rehydration.

Good dick is the reason she can work her 16 hour shift with a "glow". Yes, we know about the glow.

Good dick is the ONLY reason she is willing to sweat her perm, weave and baby hairs out, unless she's Hispanic. In that case, all bets are off.

Good dick is the reason you can walk into her home at 5am and be greeted with open arms.

Good dick makes her left leg shake uncontrollably...during AND AFTER the intercourse.

Good dick will make her tap your leg and beg for an intermission.

Good dick makes her cover her face, because she can't believe you are bringing her to that point.

Good dick makes her grab at the air...for what I do not know.

Good dick is the reason she wakes up 30mins before you to prepare breakfast, because she wants you strong by lunch.

Good dick can hang up the phone on her, and she say "its OK, he needs his time."

Gentlemen, know your worth, but most importantly know your responsibility. No matter how solid your character and goals are GOOD DICK CAN DO SHIT BAD DICK CAN'T. With that being said, be careful who you give good dick to, some women are not worth the headache. We have learned that WITH GREAT DICK COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.

Let's not short change our women. Pulverize safely.

IF YOU KNEW BETTER YOU WOULD DO BETTER. DON'T WEAR UGGZ IN SHOE WEATHER.