Wednesday, December 29, 2010

HELP US UNDERSTAND

Now ladies, we know that we will never understand you just like you will never understand us. We have to agree to disagree. You will never understand a man's pride just as we will never understand a woman's ability to nurture those who don't deserve it. Face it, we're all baffled.

But since we're always answering your questions, it's only fair that you answer some of ours.

1. Why do you get mad when other women find us attractive? You did. So now that we're together, no other woman is allowed to find us attractive? Babe, they didn't go blind because we started talking.

2. Why do you run to YOUR SINGLE FRIEND for relationship advice? There is a reason why she is single, love. I'm just saying, you wouldn't ask STEVIE WONDER for driving directions. Everybody has a specialty, relationships ain't hers.

3. Why do you say "YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER GIRL LIKE ME" after we break up? I thought the point of breaking up was to NOT find another girl LIKE you?

4. Why is it expected to be our fault? When a relationship fails the first you hear is "WHAT DID HE DO"?

5. Why do you get mad at me when my phone rings? I didn't call myself! Nor did I tell this young lady to call me at 3:17am. Stop yelling.

6. Do you realize that your "woman's intuition" is wrong sometimes? Just because you have a feeling in your gut, back with a tagged picture on Facebook does not mean I'm sleeping around. Maybe that feeling in your gut is just gas! Oh, and that picture...MAYBE IT'S JUST A PICTURE!!!

7. Why do you ask men a question that you've already formulated an answer to? So now, when we tell the truth, we're "lying," and when we're lying we're "lying." We don't stand a chance against this ideology. We would rather let you believe whatever you want than bear the migraine after the dust has settled.

IF YOU KNEW BETTER YOU WOULD DO BETTER.DONT WEAR UGGZ IN SHOE WEATHER

1 comment:

  1. All the questions that you posed are the transition between being a girl and behaving like a woman.

    1. Women don't mind if other women find you attractive because we know you come home to us at night. What we mind is whether or not you have the ability and intelligence to know your 80/20 rule. We know other women are are going to look, just like we know other men are going to look at us. The sooner both individuals in the relationship understand that, the better because neither one will get comfortable.

    2. As we get older, and have experiences, Women understand that we don't need to talk to our friends about everything. Having a secret is not only fun, but essential to life. We don't ask our single friends things because we know her answers are limited. And what we do tell her, we tell merely so we don't pop up with you a year from now and she not know. Some of us make the mistake of telling her a little, with the thought that maybe she will learns something from us and not be single anymore, but once that fails, she is on the Physically Unable to Perform List when it comes to relationship advice.

    3. We say this because we're hurt that the time and investment that was put in is now lost. Is it childish Yes, did we think about that at the time, No. Take it with a grain of salt, for just like we think you won't find anyone like us, we too know that you were one of a kind in our lives as well...good or bad.

    4. Young girls blame everything on you. Women understand that everyone plays their role in a relationship. If I messed up, we'll take the blame because we know, even when we play dumb we know. Every man has been in an argument with a woman and she does the easy "you got it baby" cop out and wants to get all kissy and cook you a meal...yeah that's our way of saying we're wrong. *shrug*

    5/6. It's not you we dont trust, its her. Yeah most times its nothing to be worried about, but our women's intuition isn't just for you. We know what we would do in some situations and apply it to other women. The yelling isn't necessary, and completely uncalled for because classy women handle their issues with dignity and calm, but sometimes our emotions get the best of us. Bear with us, we'll most likely calm down and resort to actions stated at the end of answer 4.

    7. If communication is established from the beginning, this will not happen. Not all women do this, a lot of times we are just asking. Now if we feel like you're already on the defensive and starting to make up a lie, girls might yell, women will store that mentally, and start watching your patterns. Telling the truth is simple, for both men and women, and maybe if we all did that more often, the formulated answers would not arise.

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