Valentine's Day Massacre

WARNING: THIS POST DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL.

The New Year is far gone and we have all made our resolutions about changing our diet and stopping some questionable behaviors from 2010. These same "resolutions" are going to be forgotten just like the person who got 3rd place in any sporting event. Sadly, we missed the opportunity to rant previously so we would like to touch on the next great holiday; VALENTINES DAY.

This day is more of an event, a day to show your lady that you love, care and appreciate all that she has done for you. Valentine’s Day has been designed as a day for us MEN to tell the women in our lives that WE (men) THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE.

Let's get the formalities out of the way.

We (men) thank you (ladies) for dealing with our stubborn ways.
We (men) thank you (ladies) for dealing with us when we are insensitive to your needs.
We (men) thank you (ladies) for catering to us first while putting your needs last.
We (men) thank you (ladies) for always being there for us in every sense of the word.

Blah, blah, blah!

What's wrong with this picture? Why does Valentine’s Day equate to MEN having to thank women? Ladies, don't get your panties in a bunch. Just shut up and read.

“With all I do for him I deserve
this day, I deserve to be thanked"....

Then rolls eyes and neck simultaneously without getting injured. So we don't deserve to benefit from this day? Men do a lot too! You really think that you are the most pleasant bundle of hormones? Seriously?

WHY IS VALENTINES DAY DEDICATED TO FEMALES?

Far before February 14 we (men) have to plan and scheme of what to do, when to do it, how to do it and how long to do it for. You know what ladies are doing during all of this? WAITING! Ladies are waiting to see what HE will do for HER! We know some of you ladies put forth an effort towards your man on Valentine’s Day and once again, this post is not for you. However most of you are waiters!

Waiter- n: 1. a person who waits

He does all of this planning and you know what his gift in return is SEX (sex is great but be creative ladies). If we have been involved for some time...chances are we have been involved physically. So SEX is not a special gift! Valentine’s Day does not mean the sex will now become different and more magical. No, lingerie does not change it. Imagine...taking a pair of sneakers he already owns, placing it in a new sneaker box and giving it back to him. Does a new sneaker box make the sneakers different or better? NO! So what the hell do you think that lingerie does for your goodies? Lingerie does not make the fruit sweeter.

LADIES, WHAT IF YOU DID WEEKS OF PLANNING AND YOUR MAN JUST SHOWED UP WITH HIS DICK IN A BOX?

So ladies, this Valentine’s Day do not wait to see what your man is going to do for you. Do something for each other. Believe it or not, men like to brag to their friends too.

IF YOU KNEW BETTER YOU WOULD DO BETTER. DON'T WEAR UGGZ IN SHOE WEATHER.